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REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
Backup
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
Bug
The reason you gave for calling in sick
Byte
What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro
Cache
Needed when you run out of food stamps
Chip
Pasture muffins you try not to step in
Terminal
Time to call the undertaker
Crash
When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Digital
The art of counting on your fingers
Diskette
Female Disco dancer
Fax
What you lie about to the IRS
Hacker
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hardcopy
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
Internet
Where cafeteria workers put their hair
Keyboard
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
Mac
Big Bubba's favorite food
Megahertz
How your head feels after 17 beers
Modem
What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
Mouse Pad
Where Mickey and Minnie live
Network
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
Online
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM
Where the Pope lives
Screen
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
Serial Port
A red wine you drink with breakfast
Superconductor
Amtrak's employee of the year
SCSI
What you call your week old underwear
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