How long have you been in Neopia?
Less than a month. Gimme some free items!
Two months - half a year. I think I get it now..
Not quite a year, but more than six months. Look at all those Neofriends!
More than a year. Check out my gallery!
Over two years, baby! See my sparkly shield?

So, do you ever battle in the Battledome?
Well, I don't exactly 'fight'... but yeah. *ouch!*
Only when there's a war going on. Chaaaaarge!
Eep! Too dangerous, no way! What if anyone got hurt?
All the time, it's great! You should see my Rod of Dark Nova!
Hah, thousands of people challenge me every day. I squash them, of course.
Nah.

Have a lot of Neofriends?
Just a few, what's the point in having tons you never talk to?
Yeah, and I keep in contact with all of them. Hang on, someone needs a quest item.
Oh, I have tons, but we never really message. *yawn*
Yeah, but they all got their accounts frozen. Idiots.
Nah, people hate me. AND I HATE THEM!

How many Neopets?
None, they're too annoying.
Just one. (S)he's über-pampered, though!
Two. They look so cute together!
Three or four.
More than four. Yeah, I have multiple accounts. Ph33r.

Neat. What's your favourite type of species?
The big, slow ones. Elephante, Grarrl, pets like that.
Restricted ones. Tonu, Krawk, Draik. They're special!
Whichever goes well with fried onions.
Evil ones, like the Jetsam... and Chia.
Those 'OH MY GOSH THAT IS TOO CUTE!!!!' kind of pets. Because, you know.They're cute.

Indeed. What's your favourite world?
Meridell. I love the forests there!
Faerieland. Because of that one dark cloud, you know.. mwahahahaaa. *cough*
The Space Station. I like futuristic stuff.
The Haunted Woods. So not scary.
Tyrannia. Ugga-ugg!
Atla- I mean, Maraqua before its destruction, I'm not particularly fond of large sea slugs or lame statues.
Neopia Central can be quite fun!
Arr, that be Krawk Island, ye lily livered landlubber. Now where the bloody hell's my grog?

Pick an item.
Bread Wreath.
Noxious Carrotblade.
What What What Stick.
Wand of the Dark Faerie.
Nimmo Boxing Gloves.
Ghostkerfish.
Red Lipstick.
Bargjelly Sundae.

How do you feel about scammers?
I have respect for the truly smart ones, but most of them are just plain stupid.
WHAT? HOW'D YOU KN... oh. Ehem.
They're good for a few laughs.
They ruin the whole game for me.
I don't pay any attention to them. They're just little brats.

Do you have a goal on Neopets?
I want to become a great fighter!
Tons of NP. And a nice gallery.
Have Chias rule Neopia, of course!
I have all I want already.
Nah, I just like helping people.
Save Neopia from evil, often smelly villains.

Oh yeah, are you evil?
Yes.
Yeah, you need proof?
Oh dear, of course not!
Not at all!
Somewhat.
I'm quite nice, actually, but run when you hear me honk!